幽默的自我介紹怎么說 篇1
我是宇宙超級網蟲，歡迎你打我、罵我、K我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、燜、燉、紅燒、清蒸、乾褊、水煮……我都毫無怨言，但前提是：這個人必須是天底下最最漂亮、可愛、美麗、溫柔、善良、賢惠、有氣質的大美女--某某(女生名字)
幽默的自我介紹怎么說 篇2
I have spent fifteen years in my life. So, this is my ninth year to study. By the way, my name is WengJingru. My father thought hard about my name. He consulted the dictionary two times to find how to name me. Of course, this name is very good and I like it very much.Sometimes I think I am a little strange. Because I often think the world isn’t full of happiness. And I want to be different from others. I hate superficial people. But always I am very out-going and kind to others. I can’t say ‘no’ to others. So I don’t know how to refuse.I can’t see I am a pretty girl, but I am not an ugly person, either. I am very general. I can’t say too much about my appearance.
In this term, I make a little progress in my study. In my life, I have my parents’ love, and many, many people’s love. I am happy. I achieved so much, and I also lost so much.
My star sign is Aquarius. It represents kindness and wisdom. But I don’t think I am such a clever person. Maybe I am modest. Aquarius has many friends. It also says that some people think I am strange because I hate to be like others. I try to do everything differently.I like yellow the most. Yellow is the color of the sun, it can remind me of a warm, sunny day. Yellow is also the color of wisdom. And I like it because it is one of the colors that are vivid.
Of course, most students have problems in their study. I don’t know how to make progress. I think I should work harder. That is the only way.I like reading very much. My favorite writer is GuoJingming. And now I am reading a book called ‘Gone with Wind’. I keep reading half an hour every day. I like English and Chinese best. I want to establish an English club. I want everyone to speak English in the daily life.All above are my real things. I hope everyone will like me.
幽默的自我介紹怎么說 篇3
我叫，就讀於附屬國小。
我的愛好十分廣泛。我愛看各種各樣的書，從書上我能想到很多東西，有的好看的數，我就要看上好幾遍，裡面的知識熟記在心、出口便滔滔不絕;我愛研究地球，買了地球儀，在牆上掛了個世界地圖，還要經常查看世界地圖冊;我愛幻想，經常抬頭看雲，把雲想像成各種各樣我知道的東西;我愛聽評書，我聽過楊家將、岳飛傳、隋唐演繹等很多評書……
我最大的特點是，寧可繞路走也不可以與別人同路。父母總說我是跳躍性思維，我就幽默地回答：“可是我上課從來沒有跳起來過”!我就算被人嘲笑信心也一點兒不減;就算和我賽跑的是光，我也堅信我可以獲得勝利!
我的口頭禪是：“我可是個堅定的唯物主義者和無神論者”。我在生活中也確實是這樣的，上帝和如來不能救你，宙斯和玉皇更救不了你，醒醒吧，能救你的人是你自己!我不喜歡靠運氣的人，只有拿實力說話的人才能勝利!