大學開學班會自我介紹男生幽默 篇1
我出生在一個十分貧苦的家庭，記得在我的小時候，爸爸的生活非常的無聊，整天只能數錢，媽媽也是，整天都在用掃帚掃錢;
我的家在深山中，每次要出去買東西，那是相當的麻煩，開保時捷要5小時，開賓士起碼也要4小時;雖然家裡有台直升機，但是開到那邊是很難找到停車位，相當的不方便;
我偶爾也會出去逛逛街，但爸媽怕我被綁架，隨身有20多個保鏢保護著，大家看到我都被嚇跑了，所以我從小就開始被排斥......因為家裡是在深山，每次到了冬天都十分冷，爸爸也說，出去買東西很麻煩，所以冬天沒有暖爐...沒有棉被...每天只能陪著爸媽燒錢取暖...而睡覺的時候，也只能蓋著錢睡覺(我絕得英鎊比較溫暖)。
記得小時候，有一次，我因為房間太大，還來不急跑出房間，就尿褲子了，所以，爸爸在我房間放了一台小綿羊機車，好讓我能在10分鐘以內，衝出1000坪的房間，穿越5公里的走廊，到達800坪的廁所(我常常在走廊迷路)
爸爸又另外叫人加蓋了20間600坪裡面有著250坪小廁所的破房間，說：“以後如果尿濕了，直接換房間，如果房間不夠或是太小的話，再告訴爸爸，爸爸再叫人來多蓋幾間，我們的生活很辛苦，你要忍著點!!”
現在想起來，爸爸真是個善良的人!!
還記得有一次，家裡遭小偷光顧，因為他用了炸藥炸壞了我爸的保險箱，使得裡面的金幣不斷的往外滾出來，結果竟把那個小偷壓死了......我覺得那個小偷好可憐......金幣壓死人是很痛的!!他不像之前那個被鈔票悶死的小偷一樣幸運。
媽媽也常常告訴我，我們家生活非常困苦～要我學著吃苦～
所以我從小養成了刻苦耐勞精神，我將來的志願，是要找200隻會吃錢的怪物，好把家裡的錢都吃光，為那些可憐的小偷報仇!!
大學開學班會自我介紹男生幽默 篇2
my name is chen,i was born in 1987 and come from the the famous scenic spot ---lunshan,jiujiang.my major in university is customs declaration and international freight.during my study in university,i went to the training of national Customs Officer,cargo agent,declarant,assiatant logistician and Documentation Specialist ,and got all the certificates.and i also win many scholarships.i have a lot of professional knowledge which made be able to work efficiently. My individuality can be described as an honest, a strong sense of duty, positive and passional,and work well under heavy pressure.i hope that i had the honor to join in your company.
my name is ...i was born in1987 and I 'm from the beautiful famous jiujiang in lushan. during the time in school ,my major subject is customs declaration and international freight
during the time in school I have got many kinds of rewards, and I have passed the exanms of national Customs Officer,cargo agent,declarant,assiatant logistician and Documentation Specialist . I am a person with rich knowledge of my major,and i am honest .I 'm also very hot-hearted ,I am vrey lively and I have strong resposibility of my job .I can bear lots of pressure
I hope i can be a member in your company.This is my self introduction ,thanks!
大學開學班會自我介紹男生幽默 篇3
Hello! My name is * * * * Zheng, Zheng Zheng, * * * *, * * * * *, Han. Overall, I was actually not just short and tall class than it is much more limited, is currently in the best age: at the age of 18.
My main drawback is the work efficiency, consciousness is not high, for you don't care. When the sixth grade, the school is in front of my home. I often get up at half past seven in the morning, to do more than half an hour to prepare to go out, is often late for school. So the students call me "late king" now, at least six points to get up, you will have enough time to eat, the car. It is a challenge for me. However, I would like to take this opportunity to get rid of the bad habit. If I don't
In addition, consciousness is not high, the class can do little tricks, speech. A few days ago everyone took part in military training, stands motionless. I feel through this military training, my consciousness improved. I also hope to learn English this is wrong. Don't care of yourself when the representative of the mathematics class. I have several times, book forget, homework to the teacher confiscated Qi, many blame. I also want to get rid of it. I have my faults. I was determined to get rid of bad habits and the advantages of many students and I, can not find my strengths.
After that I discuss with my parents: more motivated, more optimistic. As for me more advantages on all excavations! My hobbies. I love swimming, playing football, is also interested in military. If anyone and I can find like-minded, my friend. Hope that the future life of junior high school. I want to be happy to live in this 4 years, profound friendship and students can be forged, can learn more knowledge and truth from the teacher. I hope you can understand me, love me, also hope that students can solidarity to spend this for 4 years.