大一新生自我介紹幽默

大一新生自我介紹幽默 篇1

大家好,我叫肖滄明,小月肖,滄海月明。我是來自重慶的,我們這一屆應該就只有我一個重慶人吧。在離開重慶的時候,我曾對我原來高中的同學保證,我會讓這邊的每一個人都知道,重慶的小伙子都像我這麼優秀,也像我父母保證,如果我沒有考上研究生,就不會重慶了。(掌聲)

我是一個高度自信的人,甚至到了自戀的程度,(全班笑)另外,我還特別的懶,所以前兩天競選班委我並沒有參加,我覺得班上的其他人在這點上肯定會比我做得好。但是事後我便有些後悔了,因為我失去了一次向大家介紹我的機會,尤其是看見二班王偉在台上的表現,而我們班卻不如的時候,我更加後悔了。(說至此,指著我身後一個偷笑的室友)你不要笑我,笑我我說不出話來。(全班笑)

相信在座的每一個人都擁有一個夢,即使大家彼此不相同,但只要我能夠和你們分享這一個夢,無論失敗成功我都會感動。(掌聲)還沒完,繼續!(全班笑)在我的記憶里,有一種花叫做菖蒲花,其貌不揚,也不是很香,我為何會記得它呢?因為它的花語是「相信就是幸福」,信任,就是我最需要你們給我的,我的奇蹟,你們相信,才會存在!謝謝!

大一新生自我介紹幽默 篇2

I'm class of , common household's daughter, my parents is assistant, life is general, also because of this, there may be little genetic relationship, my personality is quite introverted.

This year in September, I come to guangzhou college, this is my first time to leave my parents give far door. See side come and go, enthusiasm is bold and unrestrained, cheerful talkative classmates,

I am deeply into his own character of pressure, although I didn't think that my character to have what not good.

Because introverted, I introduce myself in class sound when very small, so that his classmates don't know me, Because introverted, I dare not and not too familiar classmate say hello, so I often come alone walking alone, Because introverted, I dared not participate in those who have an interview activity that I've lost self-exercise opportunities. I even worried, I later how to obtain employment? How to recommend myself?

There is no matter that can't be solved, also did not cross over the candy. The formation of character is accumulated, to solve it is never happen overnight, I must be patient. The university is a self-training, improve your own platform, there is a lot of classmates, for me an outside resident students, now turned into inside the resident students, should be a very good character training opportunities.

Let the past be the past, let now compose the future. University is the life of another a start, wish all of us as a freshman students can round their beautiful university dream, fulfillment metamorphosis.

大一新生自我介紹幽默 篇3

我叫x。上幼年時曾作過許多色彩斑斕的夢,當個播音員、或者當一名電視節目主持人是我最大的夢想。於是,我利用一切機會學播音,練演講,說相聲,打快板,表演舞蹈,主持節目。我參加爸爸所在部隊的春節文藝晚會,我表演的快板書繞口令受到戰士們的熱烈歡迎。

我深深的知道,作一名合格的播音員或者電視節目主持人是一件非常不容易的事情,成長的道路上會有成功的喜悅,但更多的是失敗的沮喪;會有收穫的幸福,但更多的是耕耘的艱辛。但我有勇氣、有決心去面對這一切。於是,今天,我站在了同學們中間。

我和在座的同學們一樣,渴望展翅高飛,渴望將來有更大的發展空間,有施展才華的更廣闊的天地。我想,有耕耘就會有收穫。未來的四年里,由各位老師的傾情傳授,我們一定會有一個無限美好的未來。