在英文簡歷中，有些話語是不應出現的，具體是什麼話不能說呢，下面為大家盤點了一些,供大家寫簡歷時參考：
不應有的幽默
"note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house."
"assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.)
"but wait...there's more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
"i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse."
"my fortune cookie said, 'your next interview will result in a job'-and i like your company in particular."
"title: another resume from the 'profiles in excellence' series."
"also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it."
"trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks."
"let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."