端午節簡訊大全

·hatred paralyzes life;love set free it,hatred confuses life;love harmonizes it.hatred darkent life;love lighting it.

· hatred is blind,as well as love.

·he who loves without envy does not truly love.

· half the declarations of love a man makes to a woman are to quiet her distrust.

·he who loved so much must convinced make his way to the gods.

· he who yearn for food no longer hungers once he is in love.

· how shall i do to love?believe.how shall i do to believe? love.

· henrik ibsengrumbling is the death of love.

· gold be the sleeping-mat,gold the pillows,but the arm of my feel deeply attached to the pillow for me.

· 你應是投入大海的,因為你的胸懷像大海一樣寬廣,你的身軀像粽子一樣潔白,別忘了給自己投一個粽子!祝端午節快樂!

· 電視台臨時報導:端午節當天,手機號頭兩位數字是14的用戶,可以到街邊小攤上免費領取粽子,當然,事先要抹擦燙傷膏以防被攤主的開水潑到。

· 我原來買了粽子是要送你的,而且發了短訊息給你,米老鼠偷走你的手機,親愛的,我們一起跳江吧!

· 端午節到了,雖然你身體很強壯,但屈原說:多鍛鍊身體,少打麻將,才能多吃粽子,胃口好,吃嘛嘛香,天天健康。

· 在這個日子裡,你是否想起我。去掉你的外衣,你是那樣白嫩,發著淡淡的幽香,舔一舔再咬上一口,我心飛上九霄雲外!啊,粽子,我的至愛!

· 端午節到了,要吃粽子啦!秘訣:將手機用粽葉包好,放在鍋里煮60分鐘,手機電池續電能力將延長兩倍,信號增強,並且打電話時能聞到粽子香味。

· 一年一度寒食,不知屈原的魂何在?每逢佳節倍思親,願你端午節平安快樂!

·采一束避邪的艾葉,蒸一鍋香甜的粽子,打一壺馥郁的醇酒,把我的祝福與你一同分享端午時光.

·我駕一葉龍舟,滿載祝福駛向你;我掛一把艾蒿,願你平安;我為你斟一杯雄黃酒,盼你安康.

·米飯和包子打架,見包子就打,粽子被逼到死角,情急之下衣服一撕,大叫:看清楚,我是臥底!

·一顆解暑的綠豆一粒相思的紅豆一枚甜蜜的紅棗一把開心的糯米一束清香的粽葉,端午節快樂!

·今天我才知道:糯米是用來做粽子的,粽子是該投入大海的,而你,傻站著幹嗎,還不去跳江?

·端午到,粽香飄,梔子花,插上頭,划龍舟,爭上游,送祝福,莫等候,祝你端午節快樂!