勵志名言佳句不勵志:格言背後的殘酷真相

勵志名言佳句:下雨的時候,請尋找彩虹;天黑的時候,請尋覓星辰。

真相是:你沒事幹吧你!出去走走撒!

seems like even nature isn't a big fan of yours.

好像大自然也不買你的帳呢~

勵志名言佳句:河水沖刷過岩石不是靠蠻力,靠的是它的堅持不懈。

真相是:你活個幾百萬年看看!你也可以無所不能啊!

dracula gets a ton of stuff done.

德古拉(吸血鬼,長壽,4XX年)真是有事可做了~

勵志名言佳句:帶著決心醒來,帶著滿意睡去。

真相是:鬧鐘一丟~繼續蒙頭大睡!

your inspirational quotes are really interrupting my sleep cycle.

你的勵志名言佳句真的打亂我的睡眠周期了啊!!

勵志名言佳句:崎嶇之路往往通向最美的終點。

真相是:我們迷路了!但是看哎!那裡有棵樹哎!

maybe instead of quote cards you should be posting yourself a map!

也許比起寫一張名言佳句卡片,我覺得你更應該把自己標到地圖上!

勵志名言佳句:迎接你生活中最美好的一天吧!

真相是:明天會很糟哎……

and it's all down hill from here.

從現在開始,麻煩事兒更多了……

勵志名言佳句:生活不是一個需要解決的問題,而是一段要體驗的經歷。

真相是:沒!意!思!開心就好~

some people are like a gardenmaze. yeah, they look cool from the outside, but getting involved in them sounds like trouble.

有些人就像一個花園迷宮,外面看光鮮美好,但是一旦走進去才發現一團糟。

勵志名言佳句:我絕不棄療!

真相是:大家都棄療我了……

maybe if you did yoga as much as you talk about doing it ...

也許做瑜伽的次數跟你耍嘴皮子的次數一樣多……