十二星座期待的浪漫情人節

does february 14 fill you with feelings of cheer or fear? each sun sign has a different way of responding to this romantic holiday. find out how your sign handles this much-anticipated day of flowery poems, chocolate hearts and red roses.

二月十四情人節會給你帶來什麼樣的感覺呢?十二星座對這個浪漫的節日都會有不同的反應。你是怎樣度過這個節日呢?華麗的詩詞、心形朱古力還是火紅的玫瑰?

aries: you're determined to receive the most cards, candy and flowers. who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

牡羊座:期望收到很多卡片、甜點和鮮花。誰說給自己送花不算數?

taurus: a bouquet of dandelions, dime store chocolates and dinner at a fast food restaurant? relax, it was just a bad dream!

金牛座:難道僅僅是一束蒲公英,廉價朱古力或者快餐店的一頓晚餐嗎?放鬆點,這只不過是個惡夢。

gemini: you make two dates for the night -- and then backup plans with your friends in case you decide to flake on your original plans.

雙子座:你為今晚準備了兩個約會,這樣萬一原定約會泡湯了還可以和朋友一起。

cancer: ooh, there's nothing like candy heart art and lace doilies to get you going! martha stewart's got nothing on you.

巨蟹座:沒有什麼能像心形點心和繫著綢帶的禮物那樣吸引你。但是大款可沒準備送給你禮物。

leo: you are displeased by the single red rose some admirer left on your windshield. clearly you are worth at least a dozen!

獅子座:有人悄悄送了一支玫瑰,這讓你很是惱火,因為至少該送一打玫瑰啊!

virgo: you refuse to share the box of chocolates you receive -- what if someone fingers them? what if someone sneezes on your roses?

處女座:拒絕跟別人分享你收到的朱古力。有人拿手指撥弄怎么辦?有人對著你的玫瑰打了個噴嚏怎么辦?

libra: you send valentines to everyone you know: your hairdresser, your fourth grade teacher, your manicurist, your manicurist's cousin … you don't want anyone to feel left out.

天秤座:你給認識的每個人都送去情人節的祝福:你的理髮師、你四年級的老師、你的美甲師、美甲師的表弟……你不想讓任何人被遺忘。

scorpio: why go out for a fancy dinner when you already have dessert waiting at home? who knew that a cupid costume could be so sexy?

天蠍座:與其在家坐等餐後甜點不如出去享受一次奇特的美味。誰能想到丘比特的衣服會如此性感呢?

sagittarius: you can't commit to sending a card -- what if the recipient reads too much into it? you fake temporary amnesia to avoid acknowledging the holiday.

射手座:不想贈送卡片——萬一收卡人誤解了你的意思怎么辦?為了避免這個誤會只好假裝忘記了這個節日。

capricorn: lacy hearts and syrupy sentiments make you sneeze -- besides, nothing says love like a new electronic organizer!

摩羯座:帶花邊的心形食品和甜甜的味道讓你禁不住打噴嚏——畢竟,誰都不會說愛情像一個新的電子記事本。

aquarius: manufactured holidays aren't your cup of decaffeinated herbal tea, but consuming a few vegan chocolates doesn't make you a conformist, does it?