英語作文童年趣事：竹節蟲

Stick insect

I was at my grandmother's house in the woods, find a stick. And pretend good ah, lying in the bark of the tree does not look really can not see, just as like as two peas! See I don't bombard your command -- the brain

I pick it up with a stick, placed in a small pit, buried on the soil, showing only a head, and then lit a firecracker, into the soil. I'm clutching his ears to run backward. Ba! Soil splash out, stick insect motionless in the small hole, the small hole is steaming! I buried soil, erected a wooden stick in the side, in front of plug 3 firecrackers, muttered: "Monty, rest in peace!"

Now in retrospect feel funny, stick insects into my victim.

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竹節蟲

我在奶奶家屋後的樹林裡，發現了一隻竹節蟲。和偽裝的不錯啊，趴在樹皮上不仔細看還真看不出來，簡直和樹皮一模一樣!看我不炮擊你的指揮部——腦子

我用木棍把它挑起來，放在一個小土坑裡，埋上土，只露出一根腦袋，然後點燃一根鞭炮，塞進土裡。我捂著耳朵拚命向後跑。叭!土塊飛濺出來，竹節蟲一動不動的躺在小坑裡，小坑裡還冒著氣!我埋上土，在旁邊立起一根木棍，在前面塞了3根鞭炮，喃喃道：“壯士，安息吧!”

現在回想起來真覺得好笑，竹節蟲成了我成長的犧牲品。