有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
girl: father, i have sinned.
女孩：神父，我有罪
preacher: what did you do, little girl?
神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？
girl: yesterday, i called a man a “son of a bitch.“
女孩：昨天，我罵了某個男人一句 「你這個狗娘養的 」
preacher: why? what did he do to you?
神父：為什麽？他對你做了什麽嗎？
girl: he touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
神父：你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊
girl: but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
神父：你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）
girl: yes, that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯
preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊
girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裡面……
preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
神父：（奸笑貌）你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父和女孩就那個那個了）
girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
女孩：（數分鐘後）喔……是的……就是這樣子………
preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」
girl: but he had aids!!
女孩：但是他有愛滋病呀!!
preacher: that son of a bitch!!!
神父：那個狗娘養的!!!