幽默地拒絕外國男人

男:can i buy you a drink?(我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?)
女:actually i'd rather have the money.(不必,我寧可要錢。)

男:can i have your name?(我能有你的名字嗎?)
女:why? don't you already have one? (為什麼?你不是已經有名字了嗎?)

男:i'm a photographer. i've been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
女:i'm a plastic surgeon. i've been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

男:is this seat empty?(直譯:這個座位是空的吧?)
女:yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)

男:haven't i seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什麼地方見過你?)
女:yes. that's why i don't go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。)

男:will you go out with me this saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女:sorry. i'm having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我會頭疼。)

男:i think i could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂。)
女:why? are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)