上聯：
to china for china,china with china,
dinner on chi- na;
譯為：去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯：
buys the front door to the front door,
the front door does not have the front door,
the back door has the front door.
譯為：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，後門有前門。
註：
第一個“前門”是指前門，後面“前門”是指“大前門牌香菸”。