leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “install these”
留一堆沒用的舊軟體和一張寫著“安裝這些”便條
staple your reports in the wrong corner
用釘書釘訂報告的時候訂在錯誤的一角
put tape over the mouse optics
在光學滑鼠上粘上膠帶
unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某個同事的顯示器接線
turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳機音量調到最大 從早到晚帶著耳機
sing show tunes
唱舞台音樂劇
burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波爐爆(焦)爆米花
forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘記”在冰櫃里放上你的鮪魚三明治
turn up the beep volume of the copier
把複印機“嗶”的音量放大
slurp hot coffee during meetings
開會的時候出聲地啜熱咖啡
walk around the office barefooted
光腳在辦公室里四處走
misplace peoples pens
把人們的筆放錯地方
glue their mouse to the desk
把他們的滑鼠粘在桌子上