1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
銆銆涓瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀栵?鏍規湰涓嶇敤棰勭害錛屾垜浠鍚鍒頒綘鏉ヤ簡錛?
銆銆2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
銆銆閰掑簵闂ㄥ栵?甯甯蹇欙紒鎴戜滑緙哄皯甯鎬綇灝忛厭棣嗙殑浜恆?
銆銆3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
銆銆鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂錛?涓変釜涓杞錛佹垜浠瑕佹涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋絎涓変釜鎺ㄩ攢鍛橈紒娉錛氱浜屼釜鍒氬垰紱誨紑銆?
銆銆4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
銆銆鍏藉尰鐨勫欒瘖鍐咃細"紼嶅?鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒鍔錛?
銆銆5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
銆銆鍦ㄧ數姘斿叕鍙革細"濡傛灉浣犻佹潵閽炵エ錛屾垜浠浼氬緢楂樺叴錛涘傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灝變細琚鏂鐢點?
銆銆6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
銆銆鐢佃剳涓撳崠搴楅棬涓婏細"鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓鏇村揩鐨勫瓧鑺傘?
銆銆7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
銆銆槨愰嗘┍紿楋?鍒楗跨潃鑲氬瓙鍌誨憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝榪涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ錛?
銆銆8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
銆銆鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細"淇濇寔瀹夐潤錛屾垜浠闇瑕佸懼惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般?
銆銆9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
銆銆鍦ㄥ撳湴鐨勫墠闄錛?寮杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫浣犵殑銆?
銆銆10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
銆銆鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細"鍙樿佹槸鐢變笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑錛屽彉鑱鏄庢槸鐢辮嚜宸辨帶鍒剁殑銆?