收音機串台 N hi, brian.
N are you there?
B sorry, I’m cooking.
N oh, really? You must be a good cook.
B well, the meal I cooked the day before was mad『昨天做的菜壞掉了』, so I had to do it over.
N did you finish it?
B yeah, completed. Sorry to keep you wait.
N what’s your meal?
B well, tomato and potato.
N that’s good.
B yes, I think so.
N how did you make it?
B well I tried to follow the broadcast but then I find out it was just a bou-shit.
【注】正好有收音機介紹土豆的新燒法，想聽聽，卻不料聽的是亂七八糟：兩臂自然下垂，取麵粉一杯，放在肩上，抬腿，腳趾向上；用半杯牛奶和勻，重複做六次；用力吸氣，加半茶匙發酵粉，放下兩腿，同時把兩個雞蛋打勻；自然呼氣，將土豆放入盤內。注意，平躺在地板上，同時在兩個雞蛋的蛋清里來回滾動，直到煮開為止。十分鐘後起鍋，用毛巾仔細擦身，均勻呼吸，然後穿上絨衣，與西紅柿湯一同上桌。”
我想了半天，才弄明白原來是收音機竄台的結果。
N anything wrong?
B oh, no, I just had my meal in my own way, and it tastes good!
N oh, really?
B yes.
N that’s ok, how is your book going.
B well, its going on well.
N will you chose it as profession『你會選擇以此(寫書)為職業么』?
B well, I chose to write it because it’s natural to me.
N b收音機串台