意想不到的譯文

last night i heard him driving his pigs to market.昨晚,我聽到他鼾聲如雷。

when john was talking about the affair,we smelled a rat.當約翰談及那件事時,我們覺得頗為可疑。

if i want you two cents,we'll ask for it.如果我們需要您的意見,就會向你爭取。

next to no wife,good wife is best.大家覺得這句應該如何翻譯呢??