q: where does afternoon come before morning in the world ?
a: in the dictionary.
q: why don't you take the bus home?
a: because my home is not that big.
q: why is the letter e so important?
a: because it's the beginning of everything!
q: why are the letter g and letter s in "gloves" close to each other?
a: because there is love between them!
q: what letter is an animal?
a: it's the letter b!
q: what letter is a question?
a: it's the letter y.
q: how do you feel today?
a: with my hands, of course!
q: how can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
a: take a longer rope and compare with it!
q: what can you tell from peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
a: he didn't cheat!
q: what does everybody do at the same time?
a: grow old!
q: what resembles half a pie?
a: the other half!
1. who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?
2. why does the statue of lib-erty stand in new york harbou?
3 why doi birds fly south?
4 when can you go as fast as aracing car?
1. santa claus. 聖誕老人.
2. because it can't sit down. 因為它不能坐下.
3. it's too far to walk. 走著去太遠了.
4. when you're in it. 當你坐在跑車裡時.
1. why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什麼養長頸鹿最不花錢？
2. why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什麼害怕日光浴？
3. why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃？
4、why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什麼不再關注打雪仗了？
5、why dont women get bald as soon as men?為什麼總是男人比女人先禿頭？
6、what can pierce ones ears without a hole?什麼東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. whats the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼？
8. why does time fly?時間為何飛逝？
9. where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪裡可以再弄到一條尾巴？
1. they make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。
2. they dont want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。
3. hes making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。
4、the cold war is over.冷戰結束了。
5、because women wear hire longer.因為女人頭髮留得長。
7. smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。
8. to get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。
9. at a retail store.在零售商店。