爆笑的英語腦筋急轉彎

1. What will you break once you say it? (什麼東西一說出來就打破?)

Silence. (沉默)

2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之後會誠實嗎?)

No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不會,他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動,依舊撒謊。)

3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什麼東西只升不降?)

Your age. (你的年齡)

4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什麼讓他的狗坐在陽光下?)

He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。)

5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什麼新娘子什麼也藏不住?)

Because someone will give her away. (因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發,在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎)

6. Why is the library the highest building?(為什麼圖書館是最高的建築物?)

It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。Story 故事,樓層)

7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋樑是什麼?)

The bridge of a nose. (鼻樑)

8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北極與南極的區別是什麼?)

A whole world. (整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別)

9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘氣的男孩為什麼想去鐘錶廠工作?)

They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉,做鐘表面)

10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什麼鳥能舉起重物?)

Crane. (鶴。Crane鶴,舉重機)

11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容納50人,現在已有49人。這時一位孕婦上了船,船就沉了。為什麼?)

Because is a pigbot. (那是潛水艇。pigbot,潛水艇)

14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最貧窮的銀行是什麼?)

The river bank。(河岸。)

15. What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什麼月?)

March。(行軍。)