2024年愚人節英文簡訊祝福

because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!

因為你,我相信命運的安排,也許這一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是~~我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?!

also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

磚頭又稱板兒磚,是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一,具有殺傷力強,易於攜帶隱蔽性高,不算兇器等多種特點,所以……拍你用它最合適!

psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

心理測試:如果你和狗熊賽跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂! notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

通告:愚人節來臨,4月1 日您收到的簡訊均為假的,意思正好截然相反,敬請留意。以下是第一條:您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人! shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change!

wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

沙僧說:我有16變!八戒說:我有32變!悟空說:我有72變!唐僧大怒:西天路上也沒見你們變個電話,看人家妖怪都拿手機看簡訊呢!愚人節快樂!

after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

飯後七戒:一戒吸菸,二戒馬上吃水果,三戒放鬆褲帶,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡覺!八戒:記住了嗎?

some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

今天有人看見你了,你還是那樣迷人,穿著格子背心,慢悠悠地走著,一副超然自在的樣子,實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎么賽過兔子的? you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today aprilfool's day!

你站在人群中,被柔柔的風吹起的長髮,像人間最美的鏇律,在我心頭久久迴蕩,使我想說:你的假髮要掉了……今天可是愚人節喔!

you find one you love deservesthe love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

你去找一個值得你愛的去愛,我不夠了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事無法勉強,有些距離無法超越,就像昨天我無法相信,為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了! in my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always hanran sleep…… i really envy you know, oh! sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼裡,你看上去永遠是無憂無慮,吃飯永遠是津津有味,睡覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀,唉!有時候想想,像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的! if a mistake was pretty, i have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, i have committed heinouscrimes, zhennan life! but you jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

如果長得漂亮是一種錯,我已經鑄成大錯;如果聰明是一種罪,我已經犯下滔天大罪,做人真難!但你就好啦,既沒錯又沒罪,真羨慕你!

toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: if i as long as you die! hama against: the pig also live good? after listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: i just look at messages, i move sheire who?

癩蛤蟆追求天鵝,天鵝不屑地說:我要是長成你這樣早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那豬還活得好好的呢!豬聽了,覺得很委屈:我只是在看簡訊,我招誰惹誰了?

if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你長得難看,請打 110;如果你身材不好,請打120;如果你脾氣不好,請打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮,請打我手機,詳談……