1. because of you i believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?
因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?
2. also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以……拍你用它最合適!
3. psychological test: if you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
4. notice: april fool's day approaching on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
通告：愚人節來臨，4月1日您收到的簡訊均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
5. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......
你是我心中的太陽可惜下雨了;你是我夢中的月亮可惜被雲遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵可惜開過了;你是天上的嫦娥降臨人間可惜臉先著地了……
6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always hanran sleep. i really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.
在我眼裡你看上去永遠是那么無憂無慮吃飯永遠是津津有味睡覺永遠是酣然而睡。。。我真羨慕你啊有時想想做一隻豬也挺好的。
7. my mother and i said i like you i want you to accompany me day and night. you know through this period of time i found that i can't be without you now. but my mother refused she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs"
我和我媽媽說了我很喜歡你想要你日晝夜夜陪伴我。知道嗎?通過這段時間交往我發現我現在不能沒有你了。可是我媽媽不肯她說:“家裡不準養豬”
8. after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediately quit drinking wujiebaibu walk bathe immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?
飯後七戒：一戒吸菸，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放鬆褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?
9. if you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper bad call if you feel beautiful call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長得難看，請打0;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談……
10. because you i believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi--what is built nie ah?
因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?!
11. also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以——拍你用它最合適!
12. psychological test: if you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
13. shaceng said: i have 1 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 2 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment you change a phone call i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!
沙僧說：我有1變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有2變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看簡訊呢!愚人節快樂!
14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at your right. please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are: holding a mobile phone look around.緊急提醒:看看你的左邊再看看你的右邊。請小心一個剛溜出來的精神病他的特徵是:拿著手機東張西望。
15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don't walk a dog!
想和你去看海卻掌握不住莫測的未來;想和你去登山卻布滿對理想的茫然;想和你去飄流卻到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街卻得到警察拒絕他說:不許遛狗!